Hey

Am I happy to see you! I'm glad you're still here amongst all this chaos. As of writing I still don't have a place to live but I can walk again (that foot infection last month was awful!) and I'm still employed and all that. Oh, and I've not been flooded. Yet.

So while I'm still living in Zone 1 I've started walking home. I bought some pink Puma trainers and suddenly four and a half miles doesn't seem that long anymore.

It's a nice long wander through Holborn, Soho, Piccadilly, Mayfair, Green Park and finally Knightsbridge before I wind up back in our tiny Shoebox in South Ken. Last time I walked I refused at least 50 copies of TheLondonPaper or the London Shite (whoops- I mean 'Lite' of course) and was given a police leaflet all about the dangers of Soho hostess bars. Do I really look like the type? Oh, and tourists, if you see the pink trainers do ask me for directions- you get to know the city a bit better on foot!

Oh, and if you know me in real life I'm seriously on that thing now. And I want to play scrabble with you online. Now.